I think that this person... is a BIG girl who finally found a man! I can almost imagine her sassy and sexy plus size 16-20 iron on gem rhinestone wedding dress as she is escorted down the isle by inmate #149573. Not only does she know how to find Mr. Right in the federal pen she's also trying to work the system, while getting her GEDs.. buying all those designer shoes must be expensive- how does she find time to still worry about the landscaping?