I think that this person... Desperately needs to go to a bar, find a new chick, and put the ex on call block. After months of sorrow it seems there may be a faint glimps of light at the end of the story, that is after he has exhausted all possible options including but not limited to: Love spells, sappy lyrics, and his ex's sister.
This one is very poetic. It should be considered a form of literature.
see The search engine as literature:
http://www.ajc.com/search/content/shared-gen/ap/asap/Money_and_Gadgets/asap_MoneyGadgets_AOL_Search_Literature.html
It's funny the way he switches between thinking about his ex-girlfriend and motorcycles.
I hope someone publishes some of the better ones of these.