This person straddles the couch, struggles with diabetes, loves Oprah, Larry King and the like, shops on line due mobility issues, and is contemplating moving from the Soap Opera Heaven of their lounge, to the Celestial hereafter - First they'd like to get their memoirs & papers in order, then keeping in character, use an online funeral home.
There is a minor suggestion they would contemplate rising after the event.
They might be located in Greensboro, NC