I think that this person... is probably an old lady in the midst of some rather painful and disturbing juveniling. At first I was tempted to think 14-year-old girl, but upon spotting the adult emoticons, I knew that I had a psychopath on my hands.
Also, if you have to do a search for GOOGLE, you just might need to head back to school anyway. Pray for those bulldogs, even if you aren't a believer. They need all the help they can get!
And whatever you do, look out for her Myspace profile, for your own sake.